lava really pisses me off cuz like
i know it could melt my face off but then i see a picture like this and
i want to dip my hands in it
i was trying to make my friend a bday cake but the dye on the decorative icing started leaking and dripping everywhere so it accidentally became the most ominous and violent looking baked good ive ever seen…… i slapped on some sprinkles to try and make it less threatening looking. it worked a little bit.
When you’re checking out that guy on the bus
My brother sent me this. Yes he lives in Dallas.
This is not my beautiful house
This is not my beautiful wife
Masculine Ways to Do Feminine Things by Dave Mercier.
THIS IS AMAZING
Oh my gosh the bag one I died, ‘carry her’
new favorite twitter account tbh
i didn’t do a single thing i was supposed to over break
WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO
Oh i get it now.
Can you not?
AHG, I fucked this up!
omfg I’ve seen the high school musical post about 15 times and I’ve never understood why it had so many notes. Now I finally understand
I imagine bumping into my internet friends on the street like “sor-YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”
I’VE BEEN DYING FOR THIS POST TO COME BACK. ALSO, SOMEONE MAKE THIS DASH THEME.
ALSO CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE BROKEN MIRROR IN PLACE OF BROKEN LINK.
WOAHLET THEstaffSEE THIS SO WE COULD HAVE THIS FOR HALLOWEEN